WTF is “othering?” I dont want a female 007 of any color. How many genders are there today- because Im told its changed since yesterday? What if I, as a cis-het, mis-gender or forget the right pronouns?

Why are people in our detainment centers being likened to concentration camp victims when they are free to leave? No, I don’t want to have a “national conversation” – not about anything. Dont use the word “squad.”

I don’t watch women’s sports- I dont like women’s sports unless Im playing them. Im tired of “isms.” Antifa is a domestic terrorist organization. Not everyone you disagree with is a racist and virtually none of them are “Nazis.” Trump’s tweets make me cringe.

There is no such thing as “man spreading” so dont apologize. Im not going to Area 51. What if Kevin Spacey is innocent? Im never eating ice cream from a store again. We deserve meth alligators. Do we really need a remake of The Lion King?

We already have too many emojis. I need wine. Its only Wednesday.